Friday 14 April 2017

Bernard's bollocks.

There is a better more complete version of this post here -

http://synchronicitywins.blogspot.co.uk/2017/04/bernards-bollocks-2.html



Thankfully there is no corresponding photograph available.



Both Bernard and Barry Cooper grew up in Billericay a long time ago, they are not directly related to each other but we were all friends when we were young.

I recently became reunited with Bernard on FB, he has read my book and seen the Ana code and basically thinks it all to be a load of  bollocks, hence his attempt at this piss take.

A few days ago he started calling me the great sage, he was being sarcastic of course, in response to it I told him that if I am the Sage he must be the Onion.

Bernard lives in California.

Barry Cooper was the first to comment on Bernard's Bollocks code post while naming himself the Shallott. Barry's daughter's name is Mandy.

He lives in Doncaster.
Bernie Cooper
"Bollocks Code Revelation" the fourth: United Air. Superior Class.
Channeled by the Great Sage assisted by the Lessor known Onion.

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Barry Cooper Bollocks 5 ... Hitler didn't use gas? From UK shallot
Ross Kelly Everything happens for a reason.

CA'S BERNARD SAW KELLY'S TIP TO ID THE ONION.


CA'S BERNARD WAS KELLY'S TIP TO ID THE ONION.
Bernie Cooper Bollocks Code Revelation the 6th:
Ross provides key for Ana's revelation via Bollocks Code of the superior intellect of Jews.
BOLLOCKS WAS TIP TO ANA RE THE NERD IN YIDS


Is there no end to the bollocks?
Ross Kelly Apparently not.
Ross Kelly ..

2 MATES - CODE LINK ID'S THE ONION'S PAL BARRY.
Ross Kelly As I have told the Onion before, O is the code's symbol for it'self, the Ana code is the O code.

ID TEST IN O CODE PINS BARRY - NAME 2...SHALLOT.
Bernie Cooper Yes yes. But what your failing to see Ross is this is not the O code as revealed to you. This is something entirely different.
This is the dawn of THE BOLLOCKS code as revealed to me. In this code O represents a bollock. Two O's a pair of bollocks. More than two O's is a lot of bollocks.
Jake Reason What constitutes stroppy bollocks?
Bernie Cooper That Jake would be you.
Ross Kelly Bernard doesn't like it when Reason comes in to it.
Bernie Cooper On the contrary Ross I love it when Reason comes into the conversation!
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Bernie Cooper Jake further revelation of The Bollocks Code states that stropy Bollocks occurs whilst the bollocks are supported by a strap or such like. In this case the W is clearly indicative of supported Bollocks.
Jake Reason Rather unkind...me thinks you have petulant bollocks!
Bernie Cooper Yes. Petulant bollock is symbolized in the code by a P or if it's convenient a inverted b may be used. It just depends upon the particular content of the bollocks being communicated. And how I feel at the time. The Bollocks Code is very versatile in its application just like the Ana code.
Jake Reason It sounds like a derivative of codswallop?
Bernie Cooper Exactly Jake. There are 2 O's in Codswallop but note the W symbol = 2 more O's therefore more than 2 O's. This is A LOT OF BOLLOCKS. The Bollocks Code wins again!
LikeReply113 April at 17:44
Ross Kelly In the O code O or a blank space represent zero so a blank space can also represent O.

SET ID CODE TIPS ONION - BARRY - NAME 2 -SHALLOT.
Ross Kelly ..

I SEE R.K PIN DONCASTER TO ID SHALLOT MAN BY.


(It's Ana's code)
Ross Kelly ..

SHALLOT 'COOPER2' ID'S IN MY DATA'S NOT BERNIE.
Bernie Cooper Oops! More than two O's .....a lot of bollocks.
Ross Kelly Bernie seems to have a fascination with Bollocks.

Well, each to his own .
Bernie Cooper Yes I do. Particularly in facebook posts.
Barry Cooper Donaldo Trump?
Ross Kelly Hi Barry, long time no see!
Bernie Cooper Donaldo Trump??
Barry Cooper Two O's
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Bernie Cooper OK. Just everyday Bollocks then.
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Bernie Cooper Although depending upon the context in the Bollocks Code sometimes the m can be inverted to form a w. This being the case we are left with a lot of Bollocks.
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Ross Kelly Yes indeed there's a lot of bollocks here. ^^
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Bernie Cooper Exactly Ross. Well done!
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Ross Kelly There's bollocks in the real code too, it's why you had to introduce the Bollocks theme in the first place -

BOLLOCKS - THE REASON I ID IT - MANDY'S PARENT.
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Ross Kelly As Bernard knows Barry, the code I'm demonstrating is Ana's PR tool, she's the creator of the code and the two of you as well, she has all the humour there is -

BOLLOCKS! ROSS NAMED THE IDENTITY I PR - ANA.
LikeReply21 hrs
Ross Kelly Or as Bernard would have it -

ROSS' BOLLOCKS NAMED THE IDENTITY I PR - ANA.
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Bernie Cooper Bollocks Revelation the Eighth:
"Ana's PR" ?? Jesus Ross this is stretching things even for you! So as revealed via The Bollocks Code PR actually means "privates racked" which as all true Bollocks Masters such as your good self understand is coded slang for Really Stretching the Bollocks.
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Barry Cooper PR tool ... that's very close to bollocks
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Ross Kelly As the ignorant are prone to do Bernard..
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Ross Kelly ..
MY CODE THAT LINKS BERNIE ID'S ANA'S PR TOOL.
LikeReply18 hrs
Bernie Cooper Exactly! Right again Ross. Although some very intelligent people like to spew Bollocks around as well.
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Bernie Cooper Excellent observation Barry
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Ross Kelly When they have fallen for bollocks all their life, mentally, they have nothing else to spew but it's good for them when they finally do if they are fortunate enough to be provided with the cure.
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Ross Kelly You fell for 911 Bernard, says it all really.
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Bernie Cooper Well Ross this statement says absolutely nothing at all. Except of course that your so delusional that you believe your own Bollocks. This is know as Self Bollocking. Is there no end to your Bollocks?
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Bernie Cooper And of course your free of all this Ross. And no doubt your the cure as well. Good grief the Bollocks is way worse than I expected. No wait a minute I did expect it.
LikeReply17 hrs
Ross Kelly ..

2 LEARN ANA'S MY ID, THE O LINK ID'S 2 B.COOPERS.
LikeReply6 hrs
Ross Kelly ..

I HINT - ANA TIMED 2 B.COOPERS AND ROSS KELLY.
LikeReply5 hrs
Ross Kelly ..

I TIMED B.COOPER'S 2 HINTS - LA AND SLY N.KOREA.
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Ross Kelly Funny how the link to B.Cooper in LA in the tiny code is synchronised to current news isn't it.
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Bernie Cooper Yes or conversely:
I TIMED B COOPER IN LA AND SLY R.K. AEON
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Ross Kelly ..
A N.KOREA MISSILE IN THE 15.4.2017 PR TOLD B.C.
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Bernie Cooper Nor really Ross. If nothing else you certainly have the word skills to link just about anything. As I've said before this makes you a good linguist. Period.
Any claims past this are Bollocks.
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Ross Kelly It's not my word skill B.C.

I SEE ANA WORD SKILL IN THE 15.4.2017 PR TO B.C.

PR BY A NOTE - IT'S ANA'S WORD SKILL IN THE CODE.

Hint - Gram means word.


ATHEIST ID IN ANA'S WORD, NOT KELLY'S - B.COOPER.
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Ross Kelly I have seen other articles about a search for submarines that's said to be currently happening off the LA coast.
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Ross Kelly According to Richard Branson the real meaning of Bollocks is ... utter destruction!
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Ross Kelly Can't find the old Branson quote but I just saw this -

Bollocks, at its plainest, means testicles, and thus makes a perfect expletive. That said, on a more complex level it can also refer to utter destruction.
LikeReply5 hrs
Bernie Cooper I don't know about Branson. It personally think the entire current situation is very worrisome.
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